Otakon 2013 - Duke Nukem

As a Vault Dweller:

So this guy comes walking through Rivet City, right? Big heavy set guy, packed with bandoliers of pouches across his chest like he were some kind've survivalist. Hair of gold, thick pair of jeans and a red sleeveless shirt. There was a big fat stogie smoking at his mouth, a pair of ten millimeter pistols in hand, eyes veiled with these pitch black sunglasses. He came off as a hard-boiled merc with a chip on his shoulder and an eye for all things dangerous. I didn't approach him with my sales pitch, however. But some days, I wish I had.

...if only the last game wasn't such a flat out disappointment.